yo!... whose ya caddy?... innit
it's the time o the season...
here in palookaville..
the big palooka is handicapped...
he has hit a hole in one...
time ta stop diggin...
I SEE NO VIRUS
admiral trump regrets...
sayin all that stuff...
about a pandemic that would not happen...
he has lead his team out onto the ball park...
without the proper kit...
he plans to keep the game short an sweet...
all ovva by yesterday...
cheap at half the price...
make palookaville great again...
UNFAIR FAIRWAY
we woz robbed...
rubes cheated innit...
wuhan flue...
trade war games...
NOT OUR FAULT
we inherited this virus from the chinese
we are well prepared...
palookas don't catch flu...
it's the economy stupid...
we weren't meant ta close...
democracy will win in the end...
NOBODY DARE LOOK
the scoreboard is obscene...
but the numbers increase exponentially...
ball is inna long grass...
the clubs need a bailout...
THE WRONG KIND OF BAT
can't even reach first base...
balls dropped...
catchers caught...
If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.
IT GETS LATE EARLY OUT HERE
we got enough bullets...
we got the tanks we need...
best soldiers inna wurl...
we have the best golf courses...
the biggest malls...
little fucker snook in...
unner a radar... innit!
SOONER OR LATER
we will beat this thing...
thats fo sure...
once we get goin we really get goin...
How can you think and hit at the same time?
it's just that...
we ain't got goin yet
