BOTCH OF THE DAY

 yo!.. game over.. innit!

here in palookaville today..

 the government has scored..

a gigantic and very memorable..

OWN GOAL

everyone here knew that the top faces inna party..

wanted ta..

survive the coming electoral disaster..

by copying hancock an getting on telly..

wi a show o they own..

THE PARTY PARTY

has descended into..

celebrity envy..

it could look like they are trying  to take over match of the day..

and trying to get the bbc..

ta kick off the footballers..

an take the top spots fo they selves..

I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF POLITICS

 could it all started when tony..

went on tv..

as a reward for his stella service..

as the hero of the pandemic..

NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE EXCESS

so now they think they own the sport..

and by kicking out the top presenters..

and taking they jobs..

they can make even more money..

by making us all laugh out load..

OWN GOAL OF THE CENTURY

but now the fat is in the fire..

an the voters are having to chose..

between the spectacularly popular salt and vinegar..

and the spectacularly inept party people..

IT'S A DIFFICULT CHOICE BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO MAKE IT

boat loads of people are trying to land here..

an nobody is sure how they will vote..

the royal navy are keeping out of the way..

and the boat owners are getting even richer..

things are not going according to plan..

some might say that they is no plan..

but trying to take over football from the top..

has brought relegation even more certain..

OUT OF THEIR DEPTH

IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN MAKING

this could run and run..

they thought it would all be over..

it is now..