THE OLYMPICS IN REVERSE

yo!.. gamin the games... innit!


in palookaville..

we take our games..

seriously..


THE VIRUS GAMES


so in the olympic games..

we were used to seeing the..

americans win big time..

gold..

the usa was always on the podium..

old glory..

up there with the winners..


HEY RUBE


what the hell happened?

in the virus games..

it's america last..

days of old glory past..

people have started talking..

people started walking..


DROPPING THE BALL


who is to blame?

you may well ask..

is it the players?

is it the team..

the crowd don't like it..

and they bayin fo blood..


BAD NEWS PLAYBOOK


in plaookaville..

we blame the coach..

he tor up the rule book..

would not wear the kit..

overruled the ref..

never had a playbook..

never had a clue..

in denial..

head in the sand..

leadership never sailed..


HIDING IN THE DUGOUT


now he is lost..

the crowd look on..

in disbelief..

as he digs his self..

the deepest hole..


AMERICA IN EXTRA TIME


the american team..

is havin ta play extra time..

they have failed to score..

it's neck and neck..

backs ta the wall..

hail mary..

an pass out the masks..

the bar has re-closed..

the fat lady banned from singin..

the band plays not..

flags at half mast..

where will it all end..

when will it all end?



CASINO ROYALLY FUCKED


in the casino..

the gamblers..

place their bets..

so far it's all good..

free money for all..

what's not ta like..


THE ONLY GAMES IN TOWN


they know it's rigged..

but what can they do?

if they want to play..

it's the only game in town..

don't bet against the house..

the house will always win..

what are the odds..


COMING UP


trump returned to the white house..

nasdac takes off..

737 max stays in the air..