Saturday 7 February 2009

THE MORE I OWE, THE MORE I MAKE

yo!...some are more equal than others...innit!


PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+137...


...palookaville 2009...


...debt has reached the nexus phase...

...retirement is not an option...


...the debtists have passed new laws to increase debt - quantum time...


...the cure for debt is debt...


...long live the debt!...


...their friends the boomists have lobbied hard for this day...


...they believe in perpetual boom...



IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


...nobody knows what we've done...


...they're all so f**kin thick...

...we keep them up to date with what is happening in the soaps...

...with who is F**king whom...

...they check their 'phones every minute...

...to see who is "on the bus" or "at the checkout"...

...meanwhile we f**k them over...


...we bury them in debt, we take away their savings or at least their interest...


THE MORTGAGE-GO-ROUND



...we give their money to the debtors...

...the more they owe, the more they make...


...we hate savers...

...so we rob their savings...

...we f**k up their investments...

...we rob their pension plans...

...


WAR IS PEACE


...war is good...

...it increases economic growth...

...bullets and bombs must be replaced...

...we can start a new war any time we want...

...all the twats will be watching the soaps...

...or reading about some sports or movie or soap "star"...


FREEDOM IS SLAVERY


...we will be the spender of last resort...

...all their money is ours...


...we create it...

...so we shall spend it...


...big goverment sets you free...

...cradle to grave without the need to think...

...like mushrooms, we keep you warm, in the dark...and covered in sh*t...


...we decide how much tax you will pay...

...and how we spend your money...

...we provide your education and health service...

...and we decide what quality of care you get...


...we tax your income and your spending and your saving...

...you get to decide who wins big brother...



...Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...



THE GOVERNATOR


...the great depressionist artist...

...arnold terminator...

...is trying to balance the budget...


...the debtists just don geddit...

...they think the boom can be restarted...

...in time to save their bacon...


...but...


...perpetual boom is an illusion...

...the boomists have done their best...

...but...

...now it's over...

...bust follows boom as night follows day...

...

ZOMBIESTEIN

...they like to keep their money off shore...

... in tax havens and secret accounts...

...not here in zombiestein...

...land of the living dead...

...where all that moves is subsidised...

...state owned...

...insolvent...

...devalued...

...


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