EVERY BODY KNOWS THIS IS NOWHERE ?

yo!...DIY hedgefund...innit!

PALOOKAVILLE FINANCIAL stardate : capitulation day+75

...evva boddy seasick nah...onna choppy waters...

...noboddy inna proppa bollox said it would get this rough...

...them as had sense ta stand up an tell a truth was told...

...sit dahn, sit dahn, sit dahn...yo rockin a boat...


HEDGE YO BETS : WATCH YO ASS

beulah : wot fo i got speak ta a dude onna phone?

petey : it fo yo own good innit!...yo pension fund need watchin lak a ork...

laverne : yo f*cked it up antcha!

zooneh : no he aint...well not much any road...

'cat : sh*t...nah i gon be eatin tin food fo evva...innit?

vince : whahoppen musky?

musky : deputy dawg...bin stood dahn onna pay cut an notice ta quit...

governator : yo slobs is too fat ta catch no crimnals...y'all gon be aht onna asses...

....states bust innit!...revnue dried right up...

beulah : STFU alla yous...i wants ta know wot iss dick head painty bastard is...

....doin wi me stash...

petey : calm dahn honeh...we all doin ah best ta keep yo stash from disappearin...

spider : tell em painty...tell em abaht a fund switchin...

petey : well.. it sure int no piece o piss...y'all gotta keep yo eyes peeled alla time an yo...
...still gets it wrong sommathetime...

zooneh : ya gotta spread yo stuff arahnd an hedge one agin anutha...lak a posh folk do...

petey : lak theys times ta be long in shocks an times ta be short...times when index linked...
..is hot...an times when not...

beulah : shoot! yo suckers is apeshit...how come a bunch a losers in palookaville...
...gets ta says wots wot?

petey : it inna plan babe...yo kin switch yo heart out iffn yo...only dare...

zooneh : we woz outa property atta top man...that one wuz easy...buy bits o wotz...
...goin cheap...an switch aht when itz riz some good bit...

petey : don try this at home boys an girls...not on our say so...we don give advice...

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opkin : yo! boss...are we there yet...is the bum in yet?

painty : this aint no sprint dude...this a real bummer...keep yo wellies dry an...
...yo eyes wide open...we a rowin boat inna hurricane...

...lookin back an goin... ?..