yo!.. pear shaped innit!
as we speak..
here in palookaville..
things are changing fast..
LOCKED DOWN AND LOCKED OUT
don't panic..
it's only the flu..
thank fuck El Duce is on his way out..
because we need real leadership here..
DEAL OR NO DEAL
the euro union has pulled the plug..
the airports are closing..
the Chunnel is shutting..
freight is stoping..
roads are blocking..
people are opening presents early..
and on the railway platforms..
the msm are up in arms..
how can they cancel Christmas?.
and happy a hanukkah to yous all..
THAT WAS THE BREXIT THAT WAS
a new strain of the Brexit virus..
has come out of the south east..
and infected London and all the pubs..
time has been called on Christmas festivities..
and we must all stay home and watch tv..
except for the panic buying..
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY POST
we must all now got to bed..
to lie awake..
and dream of Christmas past..
to be continued....
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