PALOOKAGRAD FINANCIAL
capitulation day
+293
...nobody here in...
...palookagrad...
...gives a f**k...
...about the new price of a passport...
DEFLATION DEFEATED
...certainly not the commissars at the BBC...
...whose pay is so high that they cannot ever spend it all...
...not the politicians who are rolling in expenses and have vast earnings...
...from their clients in the lobbies...
...at £77 per adult...
...nobody here is going anyhere...
THE PALOOKAGRAD WALL
...the crisis in government caused by their inability...
...to fund the new wall to keep in all the proles...
...has been averted...
...we have a tape of the cabinet in the politbureau...
brown : we have to stop people traveling...
dark brown : the b*stards think that the world is their oyster...
light brown : we have increased the tax on petrol and diesel...
mc brown : we have taxed air travel...
golden brown : we have increased the cost of a passport by 4-500%...
bust brown : the f**kers won't catch the bus...
incapability brown : they'll catch the f**kin flu though...
new brown : we should tax bikes...
old brown : I'm onnit boss...
chairman brown : we will stop the b*stards saving if it's the last thing we do!!...
petey : pitiful...innit!
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