THE VIRUS GAMES

yo!... pandemic pandemonium... innit!

in palookaville every several years...

we have the virus games...

people are crammed into tiny homes...

in huge blocks of flats (condos)

with livestock an stuff...

jus ta see who gets bit a most...

some years only minor games are played...

GAMES DIFFERENT THIS TIME

turns out...

some bat bit some snake...

snake vomits on dog...

chickens come home to roost...

anna shit hitta fan...

folks run fo they airport...

just to spread a word...

folks get bit all ovva a wurl...

governments play down games and deny...

testing is banned from substance...

PARTY ON

aboard the titanic...

evva body drinkin an laughphin...

huge crowds inna stadiums...

virus get good an spread...

folks get good an dead

THRONE OF GAMES

the big palookas...

weigh in...

keep on truckin folks...

party on lak they no tomorra...

DON'T TEST, DON'T TELL

blindfolds are handed out...

so no one can see the truth...

observers are shouted down...

statistics finessed...

BARE KNUCKLE FIGHTS

medical heros are forced...

to fight bare handed...

masks are not allowed...

visors and shields...

down

WINNERS ONLINE

a record is kept...

winning teams identified...

argument starts...

some say the winner is the state...

with the highest number of cases...

and the most media coverage...

some say it's the state...

 with the most recovered...

some say...

 it's the deaths stupid!

AND THE WINNER IS

the state with the lowest number of...

deaths per million of population...

lowest nuber of deaths period...

fewest cases ever!

GAMES OVER

the virus games go on an on...

far into the night...

but

it's games over fo airlines...

it's games over fo olympics...

games over fo football...

games over...

all over

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SETS

normal service will be resumed... 

do not call us...

we'll say when

The Night Before Virus

yo!.. silent day... innit!

starting to feel a lot like christmas...

here in palookaville...

all are hunkered down around the radiator...

panic shopping all done...

enough food etc....

for a month...

nobody around on the street...

no moving autos...

silent skies...

ANY PORT IN A STORM

ships all in dock...

planes onna ground...

taxis parked up...

only the central banks...

are at their emergency work alone...

CAN'T VISIT WON'T VISIT

due to the success of...

don't test, don't tell...

virus presents given to all...

fare share out this time...

no one shall go without...

 NOT OVER TIL FAT LADY SINGS

every year in palookaville...

the holidays seem to get longer...

cooped up at home with the family...

reruns of old movies...

nobody in here but us turkeys...

SOCKS DOWN AGAIN

risk off...

panic on...

some think it's time fo a reset...

others are fo a fix...

again...

ANVIL INNA SKY

tom and gerry...

remember...

the anvil is in the sky...

run around like a blue arsed fly...

do not send for where the iron will fall...

it falls on us..

CORONAGATE

yo!.. carry on cruisin... not...

CRUSIN FO A BRUSIN

evva one here in palookaville is laffin...

no symtoms - no test...

so no virus here...

FINE SO FAR

government plan fo don't test - don't tell...

is working great...

we have had a coupla months to prepare whilst evva one else got sick...

 now we evva thang we need ...

maybe not enuff ventilators..

or masks..

or hospital beds...

but apart from that...

every one has enjoyed the play...

SOCKS AN BONDS

socks pull back up...

evva one party lak it's 2008...

OLYMPIC GAME

all bets are off...

games over for sports...

games over for travellers...

games over for events...

games over for airlines...

BOEING BOEING BONG

cash all spent on proppin uppa share price...

737 maxed out...

this plane won't fly...

cruises won't float...

buyers won't buy...

but shoppers will shop...

til they drop...

in palookaville people sing

three wheels on ma wagon...

we still rollin along...

 a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high

watch them virus...

go galloping by...

kiss me deadly

yo!... stop making sense...innit!

palookaville touchy feely index...

fuck this fo a game o conkas...

seems lak alla folks inna kissin an feelin places gotta problem big...

maybe bigger anna rest ovva folks...

I SO LATE

pshaw i been a sorta stand offish sorta dude...

why wudda wanna suck face offa whatevva folks...

OK STOP THIS SHIT

the only person gonna stop this thang is you (me)

gov.shit aint gonna save us from catchin what we do...

we no this...

if we gonna be safe ...

we gotta do it us selfs...

 SOLO MIO

 maybe for as long as it takes...

we gotta suck it up an...

stay home...

how difficult can it be?

CORONAGATE : The Donald Devalued

yo! currency devalued...innit!

dateline palookaville..

currency markets in free fall...

as the DONALD crashes..

CORONAGATE 

our currency was in recovery..

don't test don't tell...

microbes behaving badly..

truth gets out!

PALOOKAVILLE GOES SHORT

shorting the donald to be outlawed..

despite ignoring the pandemic...

the microbe will always get through..

CENTRAL BANK SUPPORT

palooka fed weighs in...

1.5 trillion...

 humpty dumpty...

back together again...

donald inna ella vater..

but won't go down...

CRISIS WHAT CRISIS

it's the debt stupid...

Olympic Game

Yo! cheer leading the mob innit!

on palookaville sport today..

world leader blows out olympic flame with hot air..

olympic games cancelled...

sports jackass of the year awarded..

boeing maxed out... 

can't fly won't fly...

don't test don't tell..

figures fiddled...

what can't be contained won't be contained...

it's a marathon...

not a sprint..

oldest players face relegation...

oil slips...

contagion wins...

spectators banned...

hail mary passes...

no more fun an games...

last of the mohicans...

taking liberties...

voters cry foul as chickens come home to roost...

Don't Test, Don't tell

yo! ain't alf been sum clevva bastards...

here in palookaville

our boss says it's all ok...

so of course it is..

PLANET PALOOKA

we've been goin along fo a long time nah...

hoping help would come from above...

pallokaville uber alles

 

WE DON'T SNEEZE

but y'all catch a cold...

just as a virus is consuming a rest of a world...

we here is doin jus fine...

they ain't no virus here and we got it all covered...

how come all you foreign dicks got this so wrong?

TIME TO PULL YER SOCKS UP

today aroun a wurl socks an oil is fallin lak they got cooties or summat...

here we not panickin... 

we gotta market covered...

IT CAN GO UP

but it caint come down...

so suckers get with the program...

take charge of the future and fix this thing...

like we have...

PALLOOKA FED

don fight a pallooka man...

live inna bubble...

pass a parcel...

plenty o seats wenna music stop...

IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME

anna mo it diffrent..

a mo it stay a same