PLANET ON A PLATE

 

yo! world inna grain a sand.. innit!

 

 

I use dinner plates as mixing palettes..

 

when I paint in oils..

 

this top one was used for 'my Indian Green'..

 

cool innit!

 

This really hot plate..

is volcanic..

it's a totally tectonic plate..

it's a real toasty world..

 

GLOBAL BOLLOCKS

 

yes the climate is changing..

it always has changed and always will..

cold ages and warmer ones..

you know ice ages happen..

 is it our fault..

probably some of it is..

but really it's all up to the sun and it's solar activity

 

we are not allowed to challenge..

the current orthodoxy..

but we don't have to believe everything that they say.. 

we just have to go along..

you know..

go along to get along..

 

NOAH SAYS DO THIS

 

maybe we should prepare..

save the animals and stuff..

but maybe not panic..

because it's already baked in..

and we are but little dudes..

compared to the sun.. 

CHANGE SUCKS

I useually don't like change..

not even the changing of the seasons..

 

I'M ALL RIGHT LUMBERJACK

 

 log rollers know one thing above all else..

keep on rolling..

if you try to stand still..

the logs will roll you over into the river..

and then..

and then they roll over you..

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY INDIAN GREEN

so..

I had this canvas..

painted orange..

 

and as you can see here..

orange looks good in the garden..

so green was coming to this dude..

and so it was that..

I got out the green..

and set to painting over all that orange..

hoping to know when to stop..

I mean..

you never know..

if something good will appear..

or not..

GLOBAL WARNING

I looked up..

and saw this Indian palace..

in the heat of the day..

after rain..

maybe..

I saw these people walking..

and the images of pollution..

shown on the telly..

somewhere in delhi..

some slum dog millionaires..

choking on poisoned airs

ANYWAY

I sat in my garden chair..

you know..

the one in the studio..

and looked at this painting..

and I could see dogs and cats..

and elephants..

and heat and dust and light..

at first I thought of..

the spring rains in africa..

the karoo..

and serengeti..

but no..

INDIAN GREEN

is what it is..

for now..

at least..

GLOBAL WARNING

yo!...what climate gate tapes?...innit!

PALOOKAGATE SCIENTIFIC
"numbers alone add up to nothing"


...here in palookaville...

...nobody reads the blogs...



...strictly come dancing...

...is how we run the news...


...every one knows that scientists...


...live by funding...


...so why would we be surprised...


...when they try to rig their data?...

Climate change: this is the worst scientific scandal of our generation

...A week after my colleague James Delingpole, on his Telegraph blog, coined the term "Climategate" to describe the scandal revealed by the leaked emails from the University of East Anglia's Climatic Research Unit, Google was showing that the word now appears across the internet more than nine million times. But in all these acres of electronic coverage, one hugely relevant point about these thousands of documents has largely been missed.

The reason why even the Guardian's George Monbiot has expressed total shock and dismay at the picture revealed by the documents is that their authors are not just any old bunch of academics. Their importance cannot be overestimated, What we are looking at here is the small group of scientists who have for years been more influential in driving the worldwide alarm over global warming than any others, not least through the role they play at the heart of the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)...

...The third shocking revelation of these documents is the ruthless way in which these academics have been determined to silence any expert questioning of the findings they have arrived at by such dubious methods – not just by refusing to disclose their basic data but by discrediting and freezing out any scientific journal which dares to publish their critics' work. It seems they are prepared to stop at nothing to stifle scientific debate in this way, not least by ensuring that no dissenting research should find its way into the pages of IPCC reports.

Back in 2006, when the eminent US statistician Professor Edward Wegman produced an expert report for the US Congress vindicating Steve McIntyre's demolition of the "hockey stick", he excoriated the way in which this same "tightly knit group" of academics seemed only too keen to collaborate with each other and to "peer review" each other's papers in order to dominate the findings of those IPCC reports on which much of the future of the US and world economy may hang. In light of the latest revelations, it now seems even more evident that these men have been failing to uphold those principles which lie at the heart of genuine scientific enquiry and debate. Already one respected US climate scientist, Dr Eduardo Zorita, has called for Dr Mann and Dr Jones to be barred from any further participation in the IPCC. Even our own George Monbiot, horrified at finding how he has been betrayed by the supposed experts he has been revering and citing for so long, has called for Dr Jones to step down as head of the CRU"...Christopher Booker

SPIN THE WEB YA SPIDER BASTARD


...what sort of wimp would tell the truth...


...if it threatened their funding?...


LETS WORK TOGETHER


...united they stand...


...and the truth is buried...


...bullshit baffles brains...


...innit!..