THE CELEBRITY PARTY
yo!.. get them outta there.. innit!
here in palookaville..
the famous boring party..
has at last found a way..
to be relevant..
AND POPULAR
the hero of the plague..
has found a job..
as as a tv celeb..
at first..
the sad people..
took agin him..
and sent him packing..
U TURN IF YOU WANT TO
but now as we all knew would happen..
he is become interesting..
as in interesting times..
through him the party has discovered..
the way ahead..
THE DAVY CROCKET HAT
or ..
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A QUIFF GET A HAT
learning from boris trump..
and davy crocket of course..
the party has decided that celebrity..
is the only way to win..
and that..
by looking daft and playing the fool..
popularity..
and therefore success..
will be assured..
WHO HAS THE BLONDEST QUIFF ?
that is the question..
because..
the bigger, the blonder..
the louder and dafter..
gets you the votes..
as well as the laughter..
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