Monday, 24 July 2023

HOW TO MURDER YOUR BRAND

 yo!.. brand new mess.. innit!


here in palookaville..

we know how to ruin a good thing..

here is a list..

1. change the logo..

2. capsize your boat..

with your brand name on the side..

leave it half submerged for months..

with all the world watching..

3. change the name..

4. change the boss..

uh oh..

loss of attention alert..


IF IN DOUBT


do nothing..

lie down in a darkened room..

take a vacation..

get a real job..

get out more..

take a walk..

talk to the people in the street..

don't mention gender..




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